Vintage Doc No. 3

The Doctor Is In, Jan 8 1985 --- With thanks to "DP"

"The minute I sit down and tell ya we got a budget problem, that if you think it's hard for you, you oughta sit in my chair! Satan never fights me! I walk in here with 17,000 elephants on my shoulder! 'cause I'm not raisin' money the way the rest of these shysters do it. I'm fightin' a life and death battle. And instead of bein' a help, all ya do is dump some more dung... you don't even dump the elephants, you dump what comes out of 'em on me."

"Now, I've told my Voices of Faith to put 'em under the phone. There's a time and a place for all things. Can we get it in our heads, the people that I teach, that when money's the subject, STAY ON THE DAMN SUBJECT! I'm not interested in the rest of the crap. And you all know I'm right. All I've had tonight is a bunch of stupidity dumped on me. And if I lose you over it 'cause you're not man enough to take correction... goodbye! Otherwise grow up and kiss the paddle and apologize and get on with the job that's in front of us."

"I'm not in a popularity contest... I'M IN A WAR! Tryin' to get some people to understand how to fight the Devil. Now keep your crap to yourself tonight! What can I do tonight about a bloomin' PBS program that's full of lies...when I'm sittin' here live... except destroy what we came here to do. Why don't ya get smart, instead of bein' a willin' instrument of the Devil!"

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