The DaffyNet
(The Temple of the Black-Feathered Duck)
Last Updated March 11, 2007


The monkey band goes national!



Have you ever met that funny reefer man?
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Hold the fort!
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Piddlin' sins
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We'll have a stare-down
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Watch Jake Hess and his son sing "Take Me to the Water"!
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Watch the Statesmen sing "I Wanna Know"!
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Watch Mom and Pop Scott talk about their son!
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Creatures of the night
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Too good to be bad
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Daddy Sang Bass
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Listen to an old Irish ditty!
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Take a trip down memory lane to a time of white picket fences, quilting bees and virginal brides.
A time when men wore hats. Many hats. Hundreds of hats.
A time when the sweet melodies of "I Wanna Know" wafted through the snowy ether.
A time when the singing of Jake Hess entertained millions
and the Festival of Faith Bureaucratic Monkey Band was a source of wonder to wide-eyed children.
Take a trip back to
The Golden Age of Doc



What exactly is in the King's chamber? Could it be that those
mysterious dancing coffins in Gaudeloupe were teleported into the Pyramid
by the same powers responsible for the disappearance of ships and planes
in the Bermuda triangle? Or are there Ogam inscriptions left by the Watchers
that provide the date of Elijah's return in a fiery chariot? No doubt you've
asked just these questions after a night of Pastor's dangling. Flying to
Egypt is expensive and time-consuming, but now, thanks to the miracle of
the World Wide Web, you can explore the mysteries of the Great Pyramid from
the comfort of your own home!
The Secrets of the Great Pyramid Unlocked



The teachin' is in the spin cycle:
Zippy meets the rebel rev!



Read reviews of the greatest film of all time:
Werner Herzog's God's Angry Man



Are you a mocker?
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Featurin' a Preachin', Teachin' Man O' God:

Dr w. euGene Scott
1929-2005
Our Teachin' Pastor
"Git on the phone!"


Pastor Potpourri

Doc Quotes: Pastor's Words of Wisdom
Classic Doc: Take a Job in a Mortuary: Jimmy Swaggart's taste in sex
Vintage Doc No. 1: The Missing Link Doctor
Vintage Doc No. 2: Oral Philosophy
Vintage Doc No. 3: 17,000 Elephants
Vintage Doc No. 4: Pulled Over Like a Pimp



Duck-Blessed Links

Git on the Phone

Pastor's Own Site!
The Wittenburg Door
Rotten.com
Straight Talk
The Doc is In (Jim Denning's Page)
Lost Tribes, Lost Memories
The Shock Jock of Televangelism

Jake!

Jake Hess

Electrifying Stuff

Nikola Tesla Page

Welsh-Speaking Indians

Jim Denning's Lost Tribes Page
Jehova's Witnesses: Beware!
Gaelic Myths and Legends
Ogam! Edo Nyland's Home Page

Albert Einstein in a Green Fog

The Philadelphia Experiment
Lies About the Philadelphia Experiment

In my house are many mansions

McChurch: The Home of Miss Velma and Dr O.L. Jaggers
Chick Publications
The Jack T. Chick Museum of Fine Art

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