Subject: Re: WsW Date: Sun, 31 Mar 2002 09:58:46 -0600 From: Jøhnny Fävòrítê (it means "Silicon on Sapphire") <this.is@totally.fake.com> Froups: alt.angst Raoul X wrote: > > bob wrote: > > > > On Sat, 30 Mar 2002 10:21:34 -0600, Jøhnny Fävòrítê wrote > > > > > pinkorangered wrote: > > > > > >> Ilya has since made a valiant attempt at rescuing the bolshie Desnos > > >> on the road to Burningman but she's having none of it, though she has > > >> been seen in the simultaneous company of mica and Johnny Favorite, > > >> vehemently denying rumours of any 3-way rescue action. > > > > > >See, I don't know who you're talking about, because MY name is spelled > > >"Jøhnny Fävòrítê." It's like ISO-8859-1 tattoos and piercings! ASCII > > >is too l4m0rx for l33t h4x0rz like me. Be thankful I don't smite you > > >with ultr4-500p4r-l337 UTF-8, which would probably b0rk3riz3 your w33k > > >ps3ud0-n3wzr33d0rx. > > > > > >I would vehemently refute and/or rebut and/or deny the other 72 times > > >you made reference to this ersatz "Johnny Favorite" person, except I am, > > >of course, WAY above all that. Yep. However I suspect some of your > > >other lampoon-subjects are not, so I'm almost tempted to un-plonk them. > > >But I'm too busy writing my new whiz-bang MacOSX/BeOS cross-platform > > >E-Mail/USENET suite to be bothered with all that so maybe you could just > > >quote some of the better responses for my amusement. > > > > Would someone please translate this for me? > > It's not worth the trouble. You know, Raoul, it's because of people like you that I am writing advanced s000per scumfuck recognition into my killfile, so I won't have to keep re-plonking ankle-biters like you all the time. And Bob! There's this chyx0r I've got my eye on and wow, I sure wish I could get her to be as obsessed with me as YOU are! Here's a wee exercise for you: trying letting, oh, say, FIVE WHOLE POSTS of mine go by without replying to any of them. Naturally you won't be able to do it. Oh, also, I'm writing a lot of things under a new pseudonym to a different newsgroup! See if you can stop yourself from trying to google up my new location! You won't be able to do that either. The only thing I get from this group these days is confirmation that yep, the buzzing of the insects still doesn't affect me in the least. When I finally UNSUBSCRIB altogether I know I'll have completely arrived.
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