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From: b@lloo.at.REMOVE.penis.dot.com (the_mighty_balloo)
Subject: Re: ISPs employees exempt from TOS
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Date: Tue, 24 Aug 1999 20:34:33 GMT
"Darrel Toepfer" <spambait@bbs.whodat.net> escribiEen artú€ulo:
¸ Crossposts to non-original newsgroups:
¸ ,alt.non.sequitur,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
¸ Deleted.
You utter bastard.
¸ anti christ super star wrote...
¸> Darrel Toepfer wrote...
¸>> Lionel wrote...
¸>>: Darrel Toepfer wrote...
¸>>:> Hipocrite Kochanski Lesniak wrote...
¸>>:>: Darrel Toepfer wrote:
¸>>:>:> Darrel Toepfer wrote...
¸>>:>:>> clutchin' yer ears wrote...
¸>>:>:>>> White 1975 Cordoba wrote...
¸>>:>:>>>> clutchin' yer ears wrote:
¸>>:>:>>>>> Hipocrite Kochanski Lesniak wrote...
¸>>:>:>>>>>> White 1975 Cordoba wrote:
¸>>:>:>>>>>>> Darrel Toepfer wrote:
¸>>:>:>>>>>>>> Rainbow Wolfsparkle wrote...
¸>>:>:>>>>>>>>> Follower of the Clawed Albino
¸>>:>:>>>>>>>>>> kamatu wrote:
¸>>:>:>> /snip/
¸>>:>:>>>>>>>>>> NO SUCH FUCKING THING as a werewolf, and that
¸>>:>:>>>>>>>>>> anybody who thinks
¸>>:>:>>>>>>>>>> that werewolves ACTUALLY EXIST is a GOD-DAMN
¸>>:>:>>>>>>>>>> BASKET WEAVING KOOKASAURUS.
¸>>:>:>>>>>>>>>
¸>>:>:>>>>>>>>> Well, who knows... the pedophiles even band
¸>>:>:>>>>>>>>> together demanding "equal
¸>>:>:>>>>>>>>> rights". Maybe soon the weres will march on
¸>>:>:>>>>>>>>> Washington. It'll be the
¸>>:>:>>>>>>>>> "15 Were March".
¸>>:>:>>>>>>>>>
¸>>:>:>>>>>>>>> hehehe... "kookasaurus".. I like that one.>-)
¸>>:>:>>>>>>>>
¸>>:>:>>>>>>>> If he's a "kookasaurus" and a meat-eater, wouldn't
¸>>:>:>>>>>>>> that make him a
¸>>:>:>>>>>>>> kookasaurus rex?
¸>>:>:>>>>>>>
¸>>:>:>>>>>>> If he lived in the Lone Star State, wouldn't that
¸>>:>:>>>>>>> make him a Kookasaurus Tex?
¸>>:>:>>>>>>
¸>>:>:>>>>>> If he was the muscles on your chest, wouldn't that
¸>>:>:>>>>>> make him a Kookasarus Pecs?
¸>>:>:>>>>>>
¸>>:>:>>>>> If he were a nymphomaniac - like Ivor's mom, couldn't
¸>>:>:>>>>> you call him a Kookasarus Sex?
¸>>:>:>>>>
¸>>:>:>>>> If he were a warlock, couldn't he cast a Kookasaurus Hex?
¸>>:>:>>>
¸>>:>:>>> If he were a pair of horn-rimmed glasses, then we'd all
¸>>:>:>>> call him Kookasaurus Specs.
¸>>:>:>>
¸>>:>:>> Gary L. Burnore added in a thread split:
¸>>:>:>>> If he's a "kookasaurus" and likes bean burritos wouldn't
¸>>:>:>>> that make him a Kookasaurus Mex?
¸>>:>:>>
¸>>:>:>> Delete Me added to the thread split with:
¸>>:>:>>> If he met up with another "kookasaurus" and they got it on,
¸>>:>:>>> wouldn't that make it Kookasaurus Sex?
¸>>:>:>>
¸>>:>:>> If he evolved, wouldn't he become a Kookasaurus Ex?
¸>>:>:>
¸>>:>:> And if he fell for another Kookasaurus who was quite elusive,
¸>>:>:> wouldn't that be called a Kookasaurus Vex?
¸>>:>:
¸>>:>: And if he used a pretty nifty computer that was eclipsed by the
¸>>:>: mac, would he be using a Kookasaurus NeXt?
¸>>:>
¸>>:> And if he's right-handed, wouldn't that make him a Kookasaurus Dex?
¸>>:
¸>>: And if he was born in Australia, then moved to South America,
¸>>: wouldn't that make him a Kookaburra Mex?
¸>>
¸>> If he gathered his thoughts and wrote them down, would it not
¸>> be called the Kookasaurus Text?
¸>
¸> If he were ground up into a thick slurry and reconstituted into
¸> a breakfast cereal, wouldn't he then be known as Kookasaurus Chex(tm)?
¸
¸ If you cross a MegLAdon with a Kookasaurus would you not have a
¸ MegaKookasaurus with left coast mafia connections, who might be able to
¸ find addtional phrases, with EX in it (or the majority at least), through
¸ threats of death?
Could someone esplain this thread to me? being new to the usenet.
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