Subject: Re: Painful Facts "Dr. Typo-pounce" Xemblinosky Can Never Refute Date: Fri, 11 Jun 1999 00:54:46 -0700 From: çu <koitsenka@hotmail.com> Orgs: BBoH4,RLAC&TS,KoTAGoR4,ELF#13,Duchess of Urls,goddess#8, Groups: alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die, alt.genius.bill-palmer, alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, alt.romath, alt.clubs.just.for.fun
§ergi wrote:
>
> On Tue, 8 Jun 1999 22:17:21 -0700, LunaticFringe@The.Edge
> (Checkmate.©) wrote:
>
> >On Wed, 09 Jun 1999 00:04:49 -0500, Bufford L. Hatchett put forth the
> >notion that:
> >
> >> Checkmate.© wrote:
> >> >
> >> > On 9 Jun 1999 01:44:37 GMT, Bill Palmer put forth the notion that:
> >> >
> >> > > In <375D1DAE.3A7A@romath.bungmunch.edu> "J. Raoul Xemblinosky III"
> >> > > <raoulx@romath.bungmunch.edu> "Dr. Typo-pounce" writes:
> >> > > >
> >> > > >Bill Palmer wrote:
> >> > > >
> >> > > >[snjip]
> >> > > >
> >> > > >> ...and 2-Belo's "brilliant flame-weapon"--whereby
> >> > > >> the nitwit deliberately "satirically" misspells the
> >> > > >> name of someone who is arguably the best speller
> >> > > >> in the Flame World--proves incredibly pathetic.
> >> > >
> >> > > >>"Dr. Typo-pounce" Xemblinosky wrote:
> >> > > >
> >> > > >Clealy, sir, have just set a new world's record for irony. Or idiocy.
> >> > > >Probably both.
> >> > >
> >> > > Not in the least, Xemblinosky. Naturally YOU feel
> >> > > threatened by my little reminder of the facts,
> >> > > since your pathetically boring song-and-dance
> >> > > routine on this topic all along has held that
> >> > > occasional typos by a writer/poster seriously
> >> > > affect the quality of the WRITING in a Usenet
> >> > > article.
> >> > >
> >> > > Certainly they don't. Your entire con game involves
> >> > > your ignorant delusion that "typing" and "writing" are
> >> > > the same. Any humor in the matter is only possible
> >> > > if you can get readers to share your fantasy, but
> >> > > most readers have far more intelligence than that--
> >> > > so only your oxymoronic "posting non-writing" loser-
> >> > > pals get your lame joke, Raoul. Face up to it.
> >> > >
> >> > > Being capable of writing next to nothing worth reading,
> >> > > OF COURSE you would sit back and pounce the typos of
> >> > > WRITERS, Raoul. It's about all you could be expected
> >> > > to do under the humiliating circumstances.
> >> > >
> >> > > One of the most unintentionally hilarious things
> >> > > you ever did was to keep pouncing the same ("clealy")
> >> > > ONE typo of mine LITERALLY several-hundred times
> >> > > while *I* was writing the series of original
> >> > > stand-alone articles that would make me the un-
> >> > > disputed World Champion of Flaming. To say you
> >> > > made a fool of yourself acting like an envious
> >> > > mental-midget, Xemblinosky, would be grossly
> >> > > exaggerating (upwardly, of course) your current
> >> > > minuscule stature in the flame world!
> >> > >
> >> > > One of the most pathetic things about you stems
> >> > > from the way you try to prop up your typo-pounces
> >> > > by claiming crazily to see "irony" in my occasional
> >> > > typos, Raoul. Nothing at all ironic about
> >> > > occasional typos, of course--unless the person
> >> > > making them denies that he ever makes ANY typos
> >> > > at all and then ironically pounces others. I
> >> > > certainly don't.
> >> > >
> >> > > But, having no talent for WRITING, it is natural
> >> > > enough that YOU would attribute many non-existent
> >> > > qualities, such as successful irony, to your habitual--
> >> > > and habitually lame--typo-pounces, Xemblinosky.
> >> > >
> >> > > (Frankly, as far as I know, they don't gives a
> >> > > Pulitzer prize for spotting an "ironic" typo,
> >> > > but maybe someday your talents will be recognized,
> >> > > Raoul.)
> >> > >
> >> > > In reality, an occasional careless "hte" for
> >> > > "the" in a Usenet post has a negligible effect
> >> > > on the coherence of the article, and, far more
> >> > > important, the typos can always be weeded out
> >> > > for website or print publication. With the
> >> > > sort of drivel YOU post, Xemblinosky, the
> >> > > best editor in the country could polish your
> >> > > "gems" 'til the cows come home and the result
> >> > > would merely be well-polished, but very trite,
> >> > > balderdash no one but you would want to read.
> >> > >
> >> > > Further, the ONLY way that typos can be evaluated
> >> > > in a meaningful way involves examination of the
> >> > > typo-RATE, which is determined by putting the
> >> > > number of words in the post having typos over
> >> > > the TOTAL number of words in the article (such
> >> > > as 2/800). A thirty-word post with three typos
> >> > > (3/30) does not at all show the same proofreading
> >> > > competence as a one-thousand word post with three
> >> > > typos (3/1000). THAT'S another big part of reality
> >> > > that your "humor" begs readers to overlook,
> >> > > Xemblinosky.
> >> > >
> >> > > When the all-important typo-RATE is examined,
> >> > > it becomes easy for any intelligent reader to see
> >> > > that I have a FAR LOWER typo-rate than the Usenet
> >> > > average, so your "Biil" lame misses the mark
> >> > > by ten miles and utterly fails as satire, since
> >> > > good satire needs some basis in reality, Raoul.
> >> > >
> >> > > Your failed humor attempts over my occasional
> >> > > typos would be akin to having a bunch of clods
> >> > > sit around and make lame jokes about Woody Allen's
> >> > > "girth". I mean, since Woody Allen is not
> >> > > discernably fat, how much humor can anyone
> >> > > milk from stale joke-attempts about his "large
> >> > > waist size"? No, Raoul, effective satire
> >> > > needs to have some basis in reality for it
> >> > > to work--self-congratulatory drivel from
> >> > > you and a few other talentless, typo-pouncing
> >> > > losers to the contrary.
> >> > >
> >> > > Of course, there is no basis at all for saying
> >> > > I'm anything but a top SPELLER. That's because
> >> > > when you read a post of mine, though you find
> >> > > an occasional typo, the difficult words are
> >> > > almost always SPELLED correctly. And on the
> >> > > rare occasions they are not, any "problem" will
> >> > > be simply an obvious typo. Out of one-hundred
> >> > > times I use "existence", for instance, I might
> >> > > get careless once in proofreading and leave in
> >> > > an "exxistence", but I won't write "existance",
> >> > > the way a poor speller will. That makes
> >> > > ALL the difference, as far as the miserable
> >> > > failure of your trivial typo-pouncing humor
> >> > > attempts, "Dr. Typo-pounce" Xemblinosky.
> >> > >
> >> > > What "virtual non-writers" such as yourself
> >> > > always want the readers to forget is that
> >> > > in the case of your own "articles", there
> >> > > is damn little actual WRITING worth of the
> >> > > name, Xemblinosky. So you typo-pounce for
> >> > > dear life.
> >> > >
> >> > > Your habitual typo-pouncing of writers is
> >> > > simply your way of trying to divert attention
> >> > > from the pitiful, boring results of your band-
> >> > > width-wasting mental laziness, your shabby
> >> > > ignorance and shameless stupidity, and your
> >> > > total lack of WRITING talent, Typo-pouncer
> >> > > Raoul. Shitass!
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > copyright FLAME GIANT
> >> > >
> >> > > On Wordscreens of the World
> >> > > >
> >> >
> >> > Didn't you already post this rant once, or is this Deja News
> >> > all over again?
> >>
> >> Just once? Check out this little gem I just culled from
> >> article <7jjef4$gpj@dfw-ixnews5.ix.netcom.com>:
> >>
> >>
> >> What "virtual non-writers" such as yourself
> >> always want the readers to forget is that
> >> in the case of your own "articles", there
> >> is damn little actual writing, Xemblinsky.
> >>
> >> Notice the misspelling of "Xemblinosky."
> >>
> >>
> >> Your habitual typo-pouncing of writers is
> >> simply your way of trying to divert attention
> >> from your bandwidth-wasting public mental
> >> laziness, your ignorance and shameless
> >> stupidity, and your total lack of WRITING
> >> talent, Typo-pouncer Raoul. Shitass!
> >>
> >> ...hey, isn't this sounding a little familiar?
> >>
> >> Just tryin' to help,
> >> Bufford L. Hatchett
> >>
> >
> >Do you suppose that "Cut and Paste" Palmjob is actually the Spam Bot?
>
> I thought the Spam Bot was Palmjob.
>
That guy took a lot of words to say "I wish I was more like Raoul."
çu
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