Subject: Ponty the Singing WerePontiac's Werecard  
Author:  Ponty the Singing WerePontiac 
Date:    1999/01/03
Forums:  alt.horror.werewolves, alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
         alt.pave.the.earth
                        

Ponty the Singing WerePontiac's Werecard 
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Human Name:             Phil Tolken
Were Name:              Ponty the Singing WerePontiac
Phenotype:              Pontiac
Shifting Ability:       3-speed Turbo-HydraMatic
Birthdate:              1955

Birthplace:             Detroit, Michigan, USA
Home Territory:         Japan
Dream Territory:        The open freeway

Physical Desc, Human:   Dead ringer for Nicholas Cage
Physical Desc, Were:    1,942 lbs, 287.2 c.i. V8
Human Career:           Automobile

Hobbies/Interests:      Singing, driving too fast
Favourite Movie(s):     "Cat Ballou," "Blazing Saddles"
Favourite Literature:   Ben Goodridge's "Wreck of the Amanda K"
Favourite Art:          The sketches of Eric David McDonald
Favourite Saying/Quote: "A Very Fine Lot, Indeed!"
Favourite Song/Band(s): "It's Halloween" by the Shags
Favourite Were Movie:   The one where you get to see Julie Delpy's tits
Favourite Were Lit:     Anything to do with Psions
Favourite Were Art:     The Werwolf of Sterling's home page
Favourite Were Saying:  "UDP alt.net!!"
Favourite Were Song:    "Weres of Kentucky" by Warren Zevon
Favourite Personal Qte: "Meow"
Favourite Season:       Samhain
Favourite Holiday:      Samhain

Preferred Prey:         Fords, Chryslers, Ernie von Schledorn
Hunting Tips:           Can't tell you
Method of Attack:       Pedal to the Medal
Favourite Beastie(s):   Aardvarks
Feelings On Vampires:   Those alien ones will flonk you every time
Feelings On Humans:     I'd enjoy the feeling of being on Melissa Joan Hart


Personal Therianthropy:

        I have been a member of ahww for three years now, and only recently
did I realize that my phenotype is a 1955 Pontiac. Yeah I know some of you
might laugh. But if you can have wereunicorns and weredragons and shit like
that, I say, why not a singing WerePontiac? Why the fuck not? YOU TELL ME.


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