From: uncleeric@hotmail.com Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling,alt.tv.saved-bell,alt.fan.karl-malden.nose,rec.arts.disney.parks Subject: [REVIEW] tWo Newsgroup Invasions, a neutral observer's perspective Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1998 22:01:19 -0600
Well, now that RSPW has become a group where off-topic is welcome (much like alt.games.final-fantasy), it has finally started its own kliq of flamers, much like alt.evil's HFW or alt.fan.karl-malden.nose's Meowers.
Now follows a critique of USENET's newest flame kliq's first attempts to branch out into the killing fields of the newsgroups....
alt.tv.saved-bell: This appears to be a successful newsgroup invasion... however, the victors now need to hold claim to their prize...suggestions would include the crossposting of all their SBTB threads between ATSB, RSPW, and their next choice of invasion...same goes for alt.tv.saved-by-the-bell
alt.mcdonalds,alt.teens,alt.games.wrestling (and some others): These groups, the tWo seemed to appear, post their stuff, and disappear....there's more to an invasion than that, especially if most of your stuff gets ignored (One sucess of the alt.teens invasion was the baiting of alt.flame.niggers into planning a revenge strike, mistkenly believing the tWo to be from there)
alt.fan.karl-malden.nose: Here's some advice, Pete. Walk away... It's not recommended to go up against the Horsemen of the flame world when your just starting to branch out of your home newsgroup.
alt.flame.niggers: Again, it appears that the tWo is trying to spread itself too thin...my advice would be to concentrate on one newsgroup...this actually would be an excellent starting point for the tWo to make a name for itself, I think the tWo could use the training of a real flame group, but one that happens to be populated by weak flamers, and who are hated by nearly everyone (they're already fighting both the Meowers AND the Flonkers)
rec.arts.disney.parks: This seems to be where a war appears to be starting... The Nosers have drawn a line in the sand and it looks like Pete just stepped over it. We'll have to see if the tWo can handle the real challenge of battling the Mighty Meowers whilst avoiding the cheap tactics of the killfile-challenged RADP netcops like Michael Kelleher (who appears to be the John Henry of RADP)
Conclusion: 2 newsgroups taken over by tWo 1 casualty of netcopping (TWOStoolie, I think) Further details not yet concluded.
-- Uncle Eric Bischoff rec dot sport dot pro dash wrestling uncleeric at hotmail dot com RSPW's very own Usenet Performance Artist
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"Please keep this wannabe-alternative, trying to find something cooler to be than pale and tragic, puppy-f*cking, escapist, useless fantasy tripe for people who don't have the balls to just stand up and be themselves and so must portray themselves as mythical creatures to keep themselves convinced that their failed, petty, useless lives are of some consequence..." - John Henry, <62afbh$63$1@news.rdu.bellsouth.net>, referring to the inhabitants of alt.horror.werewolves after reading their FAQ
"Here's one for ya, sparky - I'm *out*. Let's see how much the place improves without the dark destroyer John Henry in here to fuck everything up. I'll be lurking, but after today, I'm not going to post for awhile. Let's see how much better things get." - John Henry, 2/20/98, <LYnH.748$0s1.1953375@news1.atl.bellsouth.net>
"Well, troll, you wanted to draw me out - it worked. Hope you enjoy losing your degree over this...hope the pride you feel in having goaded me into a response is worth the loss of your education." - John Henry, 2/27/98, <ZlqJ.157$dX2.328840@news1.atl.bellsouth.net>
"In that case, this *should* be about the last one from the old NetBastard." - John Henry, 3/24/98, <S7FR.145$lq4.528523@news3.atl.bellsouth.net>
"Dr. John Grubor cross posts to rspw... someone please smack John Henry upside the head for bring the upon us innocents of rspw." - John D. Williams
"I'll gloat too. I'm responsible for causing the creation of a new newsgroup. I've contributed to increased bandwidth. I've made a difference." - Slump
"I'm was tested with genius-level intelligence at age 10, with certificates stating such." - John Henry, <HjIN.50$xF.196960@news3.atl.bellsouth.net>
"Fuck off, RSPW-U. You're all a bunch of fucking losers that are too fucking stupid to know what fucking loser you are. have fun playing with your dicks and proving me right some more." - John Henry, <QuIN.53$xF.203760@news3.atl.bellsouth.net>
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