From: wilhelp@lunch.org (Chuck Lunch)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.karl-malden.nose,alt.genius.bill-palmer,alt.flame,alt.flamenet,alt.evil
Subject: Re: a dream
Date: Wed, 21 Jan 1998 15:10:27 GMT
Organization: Drivin' the Porcelain Bus
NNTP-Posting-Host: p-117.newsdawg.com


On Tue, 20 Jan 1998 23:14:46 +0000, the Raoul Xemblinosky Experience
 wrote:

:> >Kyzer wrote:
:> >> 
:> >> the Raoul Xemblinosky Experience, while sobering up, wrote:
:> >> : Roger Williams wrote:
:> >> : > the Raoul Xemblinosky Experience  wrote:
:> >> : > > Roger Williams wrote:
:> >> : > > > Kyzer  wrote:
:> >> : > > > > Hurrah, for 'tis said that the Raoul Xemblinosky Experience did write:
:> >> : > > > > : Roger Williams wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > the Raoul Xemblinosky Experience  wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > Roger Williams wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > the Raoul Xemblinosky Experience  wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > Kyzer wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > From the lips of Roger Williams sprang:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : the Raoul Xemblinosky Experience  wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > Roger Williams wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > the Raoul Xemblinosky Experience  wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > stucopeland@webtv.com wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > >   weesaul@WEEwilhelp.com (WeeSaul) wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > On Fri, 9 Jan 1998 07:15:17 -0800, wamoz@rockme.amade.us (WOLFGANG
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > AMADEUS MOZART) wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >WeeSaul < weesaul@WEEwilhelp.com > says...
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >>  wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >WeeSaul wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> On Wed, 07 Jan 1998 21:51:55 -0500, Arsenic  wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> >WeeSaul wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> >> On Tue, 06 Jan 1998 22:23:18 -0500, Arsenic  wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> >--> lowri wrote:
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> >----> FluffyMoth  writes
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> >--------> I don't get killed, I don't pass on, I don't witness the
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> >--------> event. I am dead.
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> >--------> That's it.
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> >------> Are you sure you're not just a third party?
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> >----> no... That's definately me... floating there......
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> >--> Really? I could've sworn it was Sonny Bono.
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> >> Really? I could've sworn it was Michael Kennedy.
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> >Really? I could've sworn it was Chris Farley.
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >> Really? I could've sworn it was ELVIS.
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >Really?  I could have sworn it was LEONARD BERNSTEIN conducting the
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >Chor & Symphonie-Orchester des Bayerischen Rundfunks in a performance
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> >of Mozart's "Requiem."
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> Really? I could have sworn it was WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART conducting
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> the Berliner Philharmoniker in a performance of Pink Floyd's "The
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >> Wall."
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >Pffffft with your Pink Floyd, it is so much drug induced noise, no?
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >These Hanson boys with their "MMMM BOP"; *this* is the Tragedy I wish to
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > >present to my audience.
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > Really? I could have sworn it was J.S. BACH conducting the Hansons' in
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > > a performance of Rancid's "Time Bomb."
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > Really?  I could have sworn it was PERCY GRAINGER conducting the Alma
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > Symphony Orchestra in a performance of the Sex Pistols' "Anarchy In The
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > > U.K."
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > Really?  I could have sworn it was GORDON SUMNER conducting the Alan
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > Parsons Project in a performance of Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf's "The
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > > Rhythmatist."
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > Really? I could have sworn it was ROBERT FRIPP conducting the Mahavishnu
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > > Orchestra in a performance of the Digital Underground's "Sex Packets".
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > Really? I could have sworn it was JOE SATRIANI conducting the Love
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : > Unlimited Orchestra in a performance of Spinal Tap's "Sex Farm Woman."
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : Really? I'd swear on a stack of King James Bibles it was MEATLOAF
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : conducting the Doc Severinsen Orchestra in a moving performance of
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > : Black Sabbath's "All Moving Parts (Stand Still)".
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > Really? I'd buy for a dollar that it was OZZY OSBOURNE conducting the
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > > Lambeth District Choir in a performance of "Smack My Bitch Up (Radio Edit)"
:> >> : > > > > : > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > Really? I'd buy for 1,000,000 lire ($3 US) that it was AMY GRANT
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > conducting the Salford Lads Club Chorale in a performance of 2
:> >> : > > > > : > > > > Live Crew's "Me So Horny."
:> >> : > > > > : > > >
:> >> : > > > > : > > > Really? I'd buy for 100 lekes ($1 US) that it was KYLIE MINOGUE conducting
:> >> : > > > > : > > > the San Francisco's Gay Men's Chorus in a performance of Ice Cube's
:> >> : > > > > : > > > "Giving Up The Nappy Dugout."
:> >> : > > > > : >
:> >> : > > > > : > > Really?  I'd buy for one AOL bisk that it was MELISSA EATSTHERUG
:> >> : > > > > : > > conducting the Indigo Girls in a performance of Ted Nugent's "You
:> >> : > > > > : > > Can Yank Me, You Can Crank Me, But Don't You Wake Up And Thank Me."
:> >> : > > > > : >
:> >> : > > > > : > Really? I'd bet a lobster bisque it was THE LATE FREDDY MERCURY
:> >> : > > > > : > conducting the Itzhak Perlman's Klezmer Orchestra in a performance
:> >> : > > > > : > of Frankie Goes To Hollywood's "Relax".
:> >> : > > >
:> >> : > > > > : Really? I'd bet a dozen Bavarian Cream Donuts it was WHITNEY HOUSTON
:> >> : > > > > : conducting the Mike Curb Congregation in a performance of Frank
:> >> : > > > > : Zappa's "Bobby Brown Goes Down."
:> >> : > > >
:> >> : > > > > Really? I'd bet two of Jeffy's finest Chicken McNuggets it was JANET
:> >> : > > > > JACKSON conducting a Chieftan Tank in a heartrending performance of
:> >> : > > > > Jean Michel Jarre's "Oxygene 8".
:> >> : > > >
:> >> : > > > Really? I'd bet Biil Palmjob's welfare check it was ISAAC HAYES conducting
:> >> : > > > the Boston Pops in a stirring rendition of Megadeth's "Peace Sells (But
:> >> : > > > Who's Buying?)".
:> >> : >
:> >> : > > Really?  I'd bet Koputz's royalty check it was LYDIA LUNCH conducting
:> >> : > > the von Trapp Family Singers in an earthshaking performance of Carl
:> >> : > > Douglas's "Kung Fu Fighting."
:> >> : >
:> >> : > Really? I'd bet Zues' annual sweat sock budget that it was DON "NO SOUL"
:> >> : > SIMMONS conducting the Count Basie orchestra in a booty swinging
:> >> : > interpretation of Shaggy's "Boombastic".
:> >> 
:> >> : Really? I'd bet Gareth Slinn's annual Thorazine budget that it was
:> >> : NIGEL TUFNEL conducting the Lawrence Welk Orchestra in a down-n-dirty
:> >> : interpretation of the Shaggs' "My Pal Foot Foot."
:> >> 
:> >> Really? I'd bet Zoo's entire dogfood supply that it was THE TIME TUNNEL
:> >> urging the CONDENSED SHAKESPEARE COMPANY in a eye-popping rendition of
:> >> Daniel Day Lewis in "My left foot".
:> >
:> >Really? I'd bet Zippy the Pinhead's entire Ding Dong supply that it
:> >was LIBERACE conducting the MARCEL MARCEAU INSTITUT DU MIME in an
:> >unforgettable rendition of Raoul Xemblinosky's "Biilhemian Rhapsody."

Really?  I'd bet Jimmy "Fuckhead" Keegan's 3 word vocabulary that it
was ZAMFIR conducting the SPICE GIRLS in a totally uninspired
rendition of Red Peters' "You Promised me the Moon but I prefer
Uranus"

-- 
"I dure did.  I translated all your nonsensical
blather for thise good readers, Sexton."

Biil Palmer, yet again butchering the English language in
<5r6gv6$7sr@sjx-ixn9.ix.netcom.com>