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From: sekhmet@my_mummy.net (Sekhmet)
Subject: Re: AFK-MN Second Anniversary Cascade
Organization: Gate,gate,paragate,parasamgate,bhodi svaha!
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Date: Sat, 14 Feb 1998 09:21:58 GMT



In article <6bopaa$6b7@news2.tds.net> Ispl@t.the.cat writes???:
>Well, it came as no surprise,
>that I found venomous reprise,
>when I checked for some new AFN delight.
>The mewling little kitties,
>pulled away from Mommies titties,
>hissing and spitting, looking for a fight.

You really shouldn't meddle,
when you cannot seem to peddle,
in the shallow lake of your fright. 
The whining little flamers,
who are =the= worse of a.f.n lamerz,
writes a lamer-poem so RIGHT! 

>They showed the little clawsies,
>on those furry little pawsies,
>they arched their tiny backs to look quite mean.
>Though they did the howlie-growlie
>(some even did the yowlie),
>they were still the cutest sight I've ever seen.

You showed your little butt here,
to try to gain attention dear,
and stir up some attention really keen!
Though you tried (I guess) to flame,
You didn't post your real name,
so we all know you're sooooo "mean".   Muahahahah!

>There was fuzzy little Mittens,
>and a score of other kittens,
>with their faces planted in each others butts,
>and I noted with a titter,
>they were playing in their litter,
>or taking turns to bathe each others nuts.

There is your lame old post here,
and a _score_ of  x-posts clear,
with your name and ISP, just as plain as can be,
we all can find you to email you,
some will want to jail you,
or take turns to bathe your unwashed wee-wee.

>Although I guess I understood,
>that kitties find it good,
>to clean each others ass and balls by tongue,
>I still can't help mistrusting,
>any creature that disgusting,
>I hope it's just a meower phase while young.

You were seeking out pet porn,
and being so forlorn,
you have to look for groups to help your habit.
I still feel you're sick,
by being such a dick,
You're only friend must be a deaf/dumb rabbit! 

>They'd planned a pussy invasion,
>(a little strong-arm meow persuasion),
>of a newsgroup who's thoughts they didn't like.
>Though they had no real claws,
>only baby teeth in their jaws,
>the fuzzy lil' airheads made the strike.

You tried to get yourself some fame,
[of course we KNOW your name,]
in the newsgroups you crossposted to.
Now we don't need your kind here,
Because you think your so "dear",
but all you've done is make a fool of you.

>They threatened us with hairballs,
>with yowling and with catcalls,
>The ankle-biters thought themselves quite wise,
>and though at first we were quite worried,
>as 'round and 'round they scurried,
>we finally thought, "Hey, wait a second guys..."

Time on your hands to look into books,
to come up with this lovely poetry look,
Time on your hands to try to look cool,
and you thought you could do it too!
But you're caught-up being a fool.

>You fuzzy little lamers,
>are calling yourselves flamers,
>but you haven't even shown us some smoke.
>You've used AOL type megaposting,
>and lots of empty boasting,
>But, flame-wise, you meowies are a joke.

As the lamer you are,
you'll never go far.
So don't even talk about smoke!
You've got a weak mind,
and lot's of free time,
So you are the true lame-ass joke!

>You flame as though a tumor,
>has collapsed your sense of humor,
>though I doubt you ever had one at the start.
>even during a brain spasm,
>when you try for sharp sarcasm,
>your meows are just a little kitten fart.

And speaking of a tumor,
you have no sense of humor,
of course you're just too dense to know.
We may have *brain* spasms,
but we damn sure have'em,
Something you can't say, don't ya know?

>I hope that when it has been digested,
>that you meowers have been bested,
>you won't just go belly-up and wail.
>That you'll gnash your lil' teeth,
>and yowl, "We'll give that sucker grief"
>and stiffen up that twitchy little tail.

You don't understand the things of a mind,
since you obviously don't spend too much time,
learning how to flame like a pro.
There are flamers of great fame,
none of them YOUR name,
Why don't you give up and go?

>That you'll come on back to play,
>and try to make me pay,
>for being as anti-meowie as they come.
>But I'll tell you pussies true,
>that I've got a boot for you,
>I like thumping on such silly loud-mouthed scum.

The threats of a lamer,
have NEVER been tamer,
than the one you wrote, "oh great mind!"
Now some newz 4 U,
You'll need someone who,
Can help you get back online.

>Had you brought AFN the fire,
>built a witty funeral pyre,
>I'd have read your words, and smiled with great glee.
>At finding one last chance,
>for deadly verbal dance,
>with a partner who could bring the flame to me.

Have we a fire for your lamer lines?
Of course so, you're going to find,
and you'll wonder why you did what you did.
We can tell you at once,
Since, we're not a dunce,
Learn to flame better, eh KID?

>But Meower doesn't mean Flamer,
>it's a psuedonym for Lamer,
>and I fear that simple fact will remain true.
>If I feel like a game,
>that's not one hundred percent lame,
>I'll have to look way beyond the likes of twits like you.

A Meower, if you're good enough to be one,
is a psuedeonym for "The Great Cat"
and I fear you will never get "that".
If you feel like a game,
that's not one hundred percent lame,
Just keep writing your crap!

>BUT, at least it won't be hard,
>I could attack a grade school yard,
>or go smashing Geo Metro's with a tank.
>either way I'd have more trouble,
>(perhaps as much as double),
>as I can get from you lil' pussies, to be frank.

OF COURSE, it won't be hard,
since you are *still* in the school yard,
whining and hanging out on the see-saw.
You'll have much more fame,
if you get great with flames,
but from this little ditty, you're no bard!

>I guess I'd best be going,
>before my boredom begins showing,
>But I'd like to thank you meowies for stopping by.
>Anytime you're in the 'hood,
>and you're feelin' real good,
>Drop on in, and perhaps I'll make you pussies cry.

Yes, you'd better be going,
your ignorance is showing,
But I'd like to say one final thing.
You tried and you failed,
you stink and you're stale,
Come back anytime for a flaming sting!

Go back to think about things you can say,
then maybe your lamer status won't stay.......
NAH!!!!


MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Sekh