From: Elmer@wabbits.nest (The Bartender)
Newsgroups: alt.overlords
Subject: Re: ** NOTICE: HFW IS HEREBY OFFICIALLY DISBANDED **
Date: Mon, 24 Nov 1997 07:15:28 GMT
Organization: CoT


womanizer@dont.make.me.take.out.betsy.com (Mike Hammer) spewed forth:

>:Forgot to post this.
>:
>:On Thu, 20 Nov 1997 05:29:56 +1100, Gareth@gee.com (Gareth Gee) wrote:
>:
>:>In light of some recent happenings, as president of HFW, I must 
>:>regretfully inform all netizens that effective immediately, HFW
>:>is NO LONGER.  All rights and priveleges pertaining to the
>:>usage of the HFW mark are hereby revoked and retained solely by
>:>myself.  Existing HFW members Big Daddy Zeus and Gilbert 
>:>Sullivan are prohibited to engage in further use and
>:>representation using the HFW mark.
>:>
>:>The reasons for this action are quite clear:
>:>
>:>1) There have been numerous sightings lately of postings made by
>:>various HFW members across Usenet advocating and inciting racial
>:>and pedophiliac behavior.  HFW has much too great a reputation to
>:>risk being damaged by such animalistic behavior. (ZEUS you FAG
>:>I hope you are reading this you child molesting RACIST fuck)
>:>
>:>2) Incredible amounts of hate mail and slander have been spread
>:>over the past several months regarding HFW.  It is now impossible
>:>to convince anyone that we are a friend of Usenet as a result of
>:>this orchestrated character assasination carried out by those
>:>despicable MEOWERS.  I hate you all.  I will see you in hell. 
>:>I'm in therapy now as a result of you.  I hope you're happy.
>:>
>:>3) As a result of the incredible stress and bad vibes I've been 
>:>dealing with lately, my health has become quite strained.  I
>:>cannot continue leading the HFW troops any longer.  Further posts
>:>by me shall be made by my secretary, George Cromwell.
>:>
>:>4) Our flaming skills have declined to a point of inane boring
>:>drivel that even I myself am going quite mad having to read what
>:>we post on a daily basis. Gilbert's constant droning on about
>:>'AnalFacE' and 'LoSeR' is simply no longer bearable. Is it too 
>:>much to ask to have halfway capable help?  Giblert you idiot--
>:>YOU'RE FIRED!!
>:>
>:>5) Meowers have kicked our ass and bashed us around so bad that
>:>we simply cannot continue.  My ass hurts.  I want my mommy.
>:>
>:>6) Our recent attempted invasion of alt.life.sucks has resulted
>:>in abominable and dismal failure.  We all received prompt 
>:>ass-kickings the likes of which we have never seen before.
>:>
>:>Proceedings are currently underway investigating the possibility 
>:>of selling the HFW mark to Microsoft Corporation.
>:>
>:>Again, the HFW IS HEREBY DISBANDED.  ANY FURTHER USE OF THE HFW
>:>MARK WITHOUT EXPRESS WRITTEN PERMISSION IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED.
>:>Further inquires to this matter shall be directed towards new
>:>HFW President Mike Thatcher.
>:>
>:>Thank you for your patronage,
>:>Gareth Gee (Giggles)
>:>HFW Founder
>:>
>:

HI FIVES AND BROSITS TO THE CASHP - AND YES - EVEN THE MEOWERS!


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