Subject:      Re: I WANT KORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From:         Raoul Xemblinosky III 
Date:         1997/06/16
Message-Id:   <33A52184.3F6D@bungmunch.edu>
Newsgroups:   alt.fan.karl-malden.nose,alt.flame,alt.evil,alt.music.korn


Top Jimmy wrote: 
> On Fri, 13 Jun 1997, Raoul Xemblinosky III wrote:
> > Top Jimmy wrote:
> > > On Wed, 11 Jun 1997, Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> > > > Top Jimmy wrote:
> > > > > On Mon, 9 Jun 1997, Raoul Xemblinosky, master assumptionist, wrote:
> > > > > > Top Jimmy wrote:
> > > > > > > On Thu, 5 Jun 1997, Raoul Xemblinosky III wrote:
> > > > > > > > Top Jimmy wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Sat, 31 May 1997, Raoul Xemblinosky III wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > Top Jimmy wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Fri, 30 May 1997, Raoul Xemblinosky III wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > Top Jimmy wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 29 May 1997, Raoul Xemblinosky III wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kerry wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Raoul Xemblinosky III wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Doug Bolton wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sun, 25 May 1997 10:21:17 +0000, "Dr. Raoul Xemblinosky"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >  wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Iron Parrot JIIM wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> ~Spark The Heretic  did say:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >Kerry wrote:

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> Okay...this is Kerry - the lil KoRn grrl from alt.music.korn...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> You know, I really hate crossposting, but, this subject...what the hell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> is it? I have no idea what you guys are talking about...a threesome?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> Hmm...anyways...there is barely any discussion over here in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> alt.music.korn...I feel so all alone. Clue me in on what you're talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> about first.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >Are you sure you really want to know?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> Really, you don't.  It's too horrible.  Flee from this place
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> while you still can.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Who says we have to tell her?  Just come on down and see us some time,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Kerry, and we'll make sure that nobody bugs you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That'll look like an open invitation to Pig daddy and the other droolers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You ever been to Kerry's website?  She's worth kicking some ass over.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > - Raoul Xemblinosky III ----------------------------------------------
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >    a.f.k-m.n           "My name happens to be John Prophet, retard."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >    alt.flame                    --prophet3@airmail.net
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >    alt.evil                           -- . --- .--
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > - http://extra.newsguy.com/~shpxurnq -----------------------------------
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thanks Raoul ;)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stopped by your web site..."The enchanting stylings of Raoul J.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Xemblinosky" - they are pretty enchanting...and diverting!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is one of the most friggen funniest sites I've ever been to...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (doffs his sombrero)  Thank you very much, senorita!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I think I may pay a vist to the Nose some time...that is if I'm still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > invited and if they'd "know what to do with a feminine presence" - Spark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Heretic...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course you are always welcome.  The HFWankers will just have to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > deal with your extremely feminine presence.  They don't have much use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for grrrrrls, but that's primarily because females have no use for them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > whatsoever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > - Raoul Xemblinosky III ----------------------------------------------
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >    a.f.k-m.n                Super Zippo's One and Only Customer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >    alt.flame               Louisiana * Ohio * Oregon * Wisconsin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >    alt.evil                           -- . --- .--
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > - http://extra.newsguy.com/~shpxurnq/home.htm --------------------------
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > What are you guys getting all excited about?  Does Kerry have a cat you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > interested in or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe I'll explain it to you once you've reached puberty.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > This from someone who is still shooting water while having wet dreams
> > > > > > > > > > > about Morris the cat.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Don't try to change the subject.  If you truly don't understand why
> > > > > > > > > > men get excited about the lovely Ms. Garvin, you are already most of
> > > > > > > > > > the way down that Hershey Highway that leads to the Greyhound station
> > > > > > > > > > in Huntington West Vagina, where the Bucktoothed Choad himself will
> > > > > > > > > > take you into the men's room for the full HFW Initiation.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Not surprisingly, you misunderstood my question, dullard.  I understand
> > > > > > > > > why normal men get excited about the Ms. Garvins of the world.  What I
> > > > > > > > > don't understand is why YOU are interested in her, you twisted, cat's ass
> > > > > > > > > lubing, feline pussy fucking, masturbating to the sounds of caterwauling
> > > > > > > > > fuckhead.  Stupid meowers, always missing the point.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Did you say "What are you guys getting all excited about?" with regard
> > > > > > > > to Ms. Garvin or did you not?  I used to think it was just your news
> > > > > > > > reader that didn't work, but now I realize that your whole brain is
> > > > > > > > completely fucked up.  Either that, or you're more excited about that
> > > > > > > > full cavity initiation into HFW than I previously guessed.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Your pick, college boy.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > My newsreader and brain work fine, the only thing that does not work is
> > > > > > > your penis, meower boy.  Now I'll explain it once more, because much like
> > > > > > > your relationship to Ms. Garvin, you just don't get it.  So here it is
> > > > > > > again, slow witted one, so maybe you'll figure it out this time.
> > > > > > > Probably not, but what the hell.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Bwahahahahahah!  Some college drip who can't even figure out how to
> > > > > > post with Nutscrape just called ME slow witted.  What's next: are you
> > > > > > going to move in with Biil Palmer, too?
> > > > > >
> > > > > Once again, you make incorrect assumptions.  I don't use Netscape,
> > > > > fuckhead.  You're slower than I thought.
> > > >
> > > > Every time you think, it's an oxymoron.  Anybody with even a scrap of a
> > > > mind can see (which explains why you can't) that you don't use Netscape
> > > > because you can't even figure out how to use it.
> > > >
> > > I don't have access to Netscape, fuckhead.  And I'm not going to buy it
> > > or pay for an ISP just to please you, vaginal wart.  If you don't like my
> > > posts from Pine, then don't read 'em, dipshit.  But you don't have to
> > > cry about it.
> >
> > Who's crying about anything?  Your posts are almost as funny as your
> > new hero Biil Palmer's, but for precisely the same reason.  If I
> > didn't have you to kick around, I'd have to invent you.
> >
> You cry about everything.
> My only heroes are Jimi Hendrix and Joe Walsh.
> The only thing you kick around is the cardboard box you live in, slum
> dweller.

How pedestrian.  I commend Mr. Hendrix for his good sense in dying
of an overdose before he could turn into a pathetic self-parody like
Joe Walsh.


> > > > > > > I understand why normal men get excited about the Ms. Garvins of the world.
> > > > > > > What I don't understand is why YOU are interested in her, you twisted,
> > > > > > > cat's ass lubing, feline pussy fucking, masturbating to the sounds of
> > > > > > > caterwauling fuckhead.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That's not what you said the first time around.  You said, and I quote,
> > > > > > "What are you guys getting all excited about?" about Ms. Garvin.  You
> > > > > > can repeat all the other bullshit about catfucking as much as you like,
> > > > > > but you can't hide your fundamental indifference to attractive young
> > > > > > women like Kerry.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Why do you assume I was referring to Ms. Garvin?  Don't you know the old
> > > > > saying?  "When you assume, you make an ass out of YOU and MEOWERS."
> > > >
> > > > Did they teach you that saying at community college, too?
> > > >
> > > ASU - Arizona State University.  What's the matter, don't understand
> > > acronyms?  I know, since you only have your GED, you wouldn't understand
> > > the difference between a Community College and the fourth largest
> > > University in the country.
> >
> > ASU - Asshole Stabbers Unanimous.  The only "university" in the country
> > to admit cacti and prairie dogs in the hopes of _raising_ the student
> > body's aggregate intelligence quotient.  I'll give you the benefit of
> > the doubt, so which are you: a cactus or a prairie dog?
> >
> Cacti and prairie dogs?  Lay off the LSD.

I don't do drugs.  Although if I lived in Arizona, I'd feel forced
to consider changing my mind.


> > > > > > > P.S.  I graduated from college in '96, you narrow minded over assuming
> > > > > > > dumb ass.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > An associate's degree in Phy Ed is nothing to brag about, son.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Neither is a degree in Feline Biology.  Pervert.
> > > >
> > > > If you had attended a university you would know that there is no such
> > > > discipline as "feline biology."  Much as you would seem to wish there
> > > > was, given the lurid sexual practices you have invented.
> > > >
> > > Don't sell yourself short... you meowers were the inventors of Feline
> > > Biology.  Your college - the slums of the city(cause that's where you
> > > live)... and your laboratory - the backstreets and alleyways(the best
> > > place for you to find your mangy, flea ridden specimens).  You have done
> > > for ghetto felines what Jacque Cousteau has done for marine wildlife.
> > > Well, maybe not, but you meowers sure can molest a cat!
> >
> > There you go talking about bestiality with cats again.  I'll grant
> > you a couple of extra points for bringing in the seedy locations
> > (any originality whatsoever on your part ought to be encouraged),
> > but if you're going to drag in poor Jacques Cousteau, the least
> > you could do is spell his name correctly.  Cactus, right?
> >
> As original as your little typo lame?  Maybe you should have studied
> harder for your GED test.  Maybe you would have learned something and
> been able to go to college.

If you're going to pose as a college graduate with a real college
degree from a real college, I strongly suggest that you learn how
to read and write and, yes, spell like one.  It might make you 
look slightly less ridiculous.


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   a.f.k-m.n          "Alt.fan.karl-malden.nose is perhaps the most
   alt.flame           successful Harvard colonization attempt..."
   alt.evil                              - Susan Marie Groppi, 1996
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