Subject:      Re: All Norvegians Live In Igloos And Fjuck Rjeindeer (improved by 
              B. L. H.)
From:         "Bufford L. Hatchett" 
Date:         1996/08/14
Message-Id:   <32124868.3612@hatchett.net>
Organization: In Memory of Elizabeth Reed
Newsgroups:   alt.flame,alt.fan.karl-Malden.nose,aus.flame,no.alt.flamealt.butt.harp



Gunter Bergman wrote:
> 
> Me110 Zerstorer wrote:
> > Thomas Deflumere wrote:
> > > In article <320E3364.7C0B@hatchett.net>, "Bufford L. Hatchett" wrote:
> > > >Pissed Youth wrote:
> > > > > Haakon Lugiesson  writes:
 > > > > > ! The Last Viking wrote:
 > > > > > ! > Stardate 8 Aug 1996 22:51:11 GMT, KiNG LAO wrote in no.alt.flame:
 > > > > > ! > :> There are no needs for reindeers in Scandinavia, so fjuck you
 > > > > > ! >
 > > > > > ! > send one to me too!
 > > > > > !
 > > > > > ! You pig, Paaaaaaaaaaaaal.  You already have plenty of rjeindeer to
 > > > > > ! fjuck up there in Tromsoe.  Or is it they are all tired of your lies
 > > > > > ! about wanting a committed relationship?
 > > > > >
 > > > > > I am half Swedish and half Redneck, racially superior to Orientals.
 > > > > >
 > > > > > --
 > > > > >           TO MY MEOW GIRL
 > > > > >
 > > > > >           I love you
 > > > > >           Because you're meow,
 > > > > >           Not because you're charming
 > > > > >           Or bright.
 > > > > >           Your meowness is a silky thread
 > > > > >           Snaking through my thoughts
 > > > > >           In redhot patterns
 > > > > >           Of meow and desire.
 > > > > >
 > > > > >           I love you
 > > > > >           Because you're meow.
 > > > > >           Your white meow
 > > > > >           Is what dreams are made of.
 > > > > >           Meow is
 > > > > >           The skin of nobility.
 > > > > >           You're my Cokie Roberts,
 > > > > >           My Melissa Joan Hart,
 > > > > >           Symbol of the meow and black lingerie,
 > > > > >           Of the burning meow.
 > > > > >           Loving you thus
 > > > > >           And siring your children that look like meow,
 > > > > >           My heart meows for you.
 > > > > >           In happiness and meow.
 > > > >
 > > > >This song would have been improved if reindeer were mentioned in it.
 > > > >
 > > >     ...and everything else was deleted from it.
 > >
 > > especially the author.
 > 
 > What a fuckhead.

I'd say.  Fuckhead.

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Just trying to help,
Bufford L. Hatchett

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