This unauthorized GI Joe photo-story is a presentation of J. STEVEN YORK'S
MULTIPLEX OF THE MIND
We at Adventure Team Labs (motto: "making the world a little smaller every
day") are proud to present the adventures of crack palenteologist and novice
time-traveler, Scotty Travis.
Somewhere, in the deepest sub-basement of a Top Secret lab, famed paleontologist
Scotty Travis is getting ready to take the ride of his life. Unfortunately,
things are falling behind schedule...
Adventure Scientist C.C. "Cal Tech" Cramer makes last minute adjustments to his amazing Chronosphere.
Scotty: "Hey, Cramer, how much longer before you get this 'Sharper Image' Easter
Egg of yours working? My butt's going to sleep in this crash-couch, and I'd
like to see me some dinosaurs in the flesh, before I'm old enough to
be
one!"
Cramer: "I'm going as fast as I can, Scotty. These scanning beams have to
convert the rest mass of all your chronotrons to a negative value, or you'll
remain trapped in the local reference frame."
Scotty: "Do you have
any
idea what you just said?"
Cramer: "Not a word, but it sounded good when Geordi said it on
Star Trek
last week."
Scotty: "Hell, man, let's light this candle! Or burst this bubble... Or
whatever it takes to get this show on the road."
Cramer: "That's it. I'm sending you back to before 'get this show on the
road' was a cliche. Try the 'start' button."
Scotty: Hey why didn't I think of that? Pushing 'start' now. And...
Nothing's happening.
Scotty: "Wait a minute..."
"Something may be happening..."
"I definately think something may be happening..."
