Behold, the power of delusion and apathy, wielded by the unflinchingly obtuse zombies that share the net with you and I.   But first, before I start, let me tell ya a little story.

  A long time ago, an old lady in Santa Monica would occasionally put quarters into meter machines to keep the parked cars from going into violation.
  Then, the city council busted her.

  (I imagine the people featured on this page, would do well on that council.)
  I woke up to the real horrors of this world when, after that, I was sitting in my doctor's office, awaiting a checkup, and I saw a poster on his wall listing all the good things one should do every day. Which included putting a quarter in a parking meter that's about to expire.

  I realized, upon seeing that poster, that there is no legitimate law that can be made against charity.

Butch up, Baby.
Rescuing a kid from a pack of crazy bullies can get you in trouble with VilleBill. Update: Dark Angel rebukes VilleBill in what is clearly a candidate post for the Hall of The Wise.

Duhhhhhhh...
Phoobilee, resident Tokeman apologist, also has something stupid to say about rescuing kids from bullies. Try and decipher this.