Remember that story about the guy who was so dumb, he got run over by a parked bus?

  Well, Chaim Bianco is that guy. He invented poor reading comprension, folks. He has been doing this as his profession for decades.

  This is his tale, and the tale of his followers.

Down by the Playground.
Rescuing a kid from a pack of crazy bullies can get you in trouble with VilleBill. But it can also make you a victim of Chaim Bianco's reading comprehension.

Rosa Parks wept.
Cutting up in school. Civil disobedience. What's the difference??

They wuz Kung Fu Fighting
Mike Given has broken one too many boards with his head, and now I guess I must suffer the consequences. Update! 3/27/2003 Mike Given says he has been shot twice. I wonder why...

It's son of chaim! Run for your lives!
Friends don't let friends type drunk.

Proof that law degrees come in Cracker Jack Boxes.
You can understand why Mike likes to go x-no-archive.